Offensive Business Cards

Offensive Business Cards

Regular price $19.99
  • SICK OF IDIOTS PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti’s funny parking notes.
  • LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar...Editor’s Note: Definitely don’t do this.
  • DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can’t win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
  • SERVE THE PARKING GODS by distributing instant justice to the disrespectful morons incapable of following the basic rules of parking lot decency.
  • PRINTED ON THICK, CLASSY UV COATED PAPER for maximum revenge. Each pack comes with 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.
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